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Saturday, 9 May 2009

MULTIPLY Writing Prompt #17: What a Character

The doorbell rung and Mrs. Smith opened to see a policeman standing there, in full uniform complete with pistol.
“Can I help you officer?” she asked with a worried voice, after all it is not every day that the law is at the door.
“Perhaps madam, we have had a complaint and have to ask all the inhabitants of the apartment house. You have a balcony overlooking the road?”
“Yes officer, all the apartments in this house have their main balcony on this side of the street. It is a bit of a nuisance as the traffic lights are also there and we have a continuous stream of traffic stopping and starting.”
“We have had a complaint. It seems that this morning a car was waiting at the stop light and suddenly his front car window was covered with egg.”
“With egg?”
“Yes raw eggs to be exact, and from the count of the yokes, it was three eggs exactly. The eggs seem to have been thrown over one of the balconies. The driver was very annoyed and was probably lucky that an accident did not occur. He managed to be able to wipe the egg away with the windscreen wipers before driving off. We are now trying to find the source of the egg attack.”
Mrs. Smith was not exactly fully surprised, but told the police officer she knew nothing of this attack. He thanked her and went on further business, although she noticed a slight smile on his face.
“Digby” she shouted in the voice she reserved for annoying occasions and an eight year old boy appeared.
“Do you know anything about throwing eggs over the balcony?”
“Throwing eggs over the balcony” was the answer
“Yes, Digby, they were in the fridge.”
“Yes, in the fridge” answered Digby.
As usual Mrs. Smith was getting no concrete answers from Digby, but that is one of the problems she had with Digby. He was autistic.
She was used to things happening unexpectedly with Digby. She remembered his love for ice cubes. Just eating them was a delight, but then one day he decided to lick the ice off the ice box in the fridge. What happened? Well Digby’s tongue got stuck to the ice box and with presence of mind she poured water over the ice box which released the grip on his tongue. This time it was more serious than a tongue stuck to an ice box. She went to the fridge and had a quick look at the egg container. Yes, of course, three eggs were missing.
“Digby did you throw three eggs over the balcony?”
“Throw three eggs over the balcony” he answered with a smile on his face, avoiding looking at his mother in the eyes. That was no surprise; he never looked direct in the eyes.

It seemed that the problem was now solved. It was definitely Digby that threw the eggs. Did Mrs. Smith do something more about it? Not really, she just crossed her fingers and hoped that the nice police officer would not return. He did not and probably had more important things to do. There was an aftermath when Mrs. Smith’s elder son returned after training with the local junior football team telling the story of the trainer that was parked with his car and someone threw eggs on the car while waiting at the traffic lights in the road. “Coincidences just happen” thought Mrs. Smith.

Yes life was not easy with Digby. She had got used to him not eating anything green, which more or less excluded all healthy food such as salad and vegetable. She never really found out whether it was the taste or the colour, but Digby was not able to give a clear answer. Mrs. Smith went to the doctor with Digby as she was worried about a vitamin deficiency. Funnily enough, Digby was completely healthy, his blood tests were perfect, although the doctor found he should eat more salad. Mrs. Smith decided to use some psychology.
“Eat your salad first of all Digby, then you have it behind you and you can eat the rest of the food.”
Somehow it worked. Although Digby is today almost forty years old, he still eats his salad first.

Of course there was the holiday spent in London with the grandparents. Digby did not like his routine being changed, but Mrs. Smith had given up asking Digby what he wanted. A clear answer never came anyhow. So the day came when they arrived in London and were staying with gran and grandad. They knew of Digby’s problems, but grandmother always had the feeling that everything would turn out all right eventually. Mrs. Smith no longer bothered explaining to her parents that with Digby nothing would probably turn out all right. Digby soon got used to living in another house, although he stopped eating. He had his plate of food put in front of him every day, but just left it. All his favourite foods were provided, but of no avail. Of course grandmother started imagining Digby dying of malnutrition and did not sleep for at least three nights. Mrs. Smith just gave up and decided as long as he was drinking he would at least not dehydrate and they would soon be at home again.

One day Digby’s parents went out in London on their own and left Digby with the grandparents. When they returned grandmother told Mrs. Smith with tears in her eyes how Digby started eating again. They gave him the food on the plate and left him alone in the room, but of course grandmother was peeping around the door now and again. First of all Digby looked around to make sure no-one was there and then started eating. This seemed to have been a breakthrough as from then on Digby ate.

Then came the day when the excursion was made to Buckingham Palace, where the Queen of England lived. Of course, Digby knew that the Queen lived in this big house, but his expectations were not met with and he actually wanted to see the Queen in the palace. Digby screamed from one end of the Mall to the other. It was a very embarrassed Mr. and Mrs. Smith that decided the visit to Buckingham Palace was not a good idea. Even the promised ice cream and hamburger showed no result. Digby wanted to see the Queen.

Digby also went to school. Of course it was a special school. Not all children were autistic, but each had a learning problem. The children were picked up by a taxi in the morning and brought home for lunch and after afternoon school. This was quite a good arrangement, and it seemed to work with Digby, although his mother found the eternal backwards and forwards was not so ideal. One day it happened. The taxi driver was on his way to deliver Digby and noticed there was no Digby in the taxi. All the other children were there, but not Digby. The school called Mrs. Smith, whether Digby had arrived home alone and then the alarm was set. Where was Digby? In the meanwhile Mrs. Smith’s other two children had arrived home and departed again immediately on their bikes to see if Digby was anywhere in the area. He was not. It was then that Mrs. Smith received a call from a bus driver.
“Do you have a son called Digby?
”Yes, I do, but he is missing at the moment.”
“Well he is in my bus. I thought it was strange as he was sitting in the seat and travelled to the bus destination and then stayed in the bus and now we are in the garage. I noticed he had a small bag with him with his name, address and telephone number. You can come and pick him up at the garage.”
In the meanwhile the police had been alarmed and Mrs. Smith called the police to tell them where Digby was. They said not to fetch him, they would do it. So Digby was a proud little boy when he arrived home in the company of two policemen.

Yes Mrs.Smith went through a lot during the childhood years of Digby. As he got older, he got more manageable. After spending five years in a weekly school where he stayed during the week and came home at the week-ends, life did get easier with Digby. He became quite independent, although he still had his “strange” habits, but who are we to say what is strange.

Digby now works for his living, a simple job in a factory. He has a collection of more than one thousand records, pop music of the sixties and seventies. They are all carefully sorted in his cupboard. He knows where each one is, who is singing and when they were recorded. After all if Rainman could play poker so well, then Digby also has his talents. Another part time job is roadie to various local pop music groups in the town where he lives. He just loves pop music and everything to do with it. The musicians like him as well and they take good care of him, bring him home to Mrs. Smith’s house in the evenings/early mornings when the “gigs” are finished.

There have been many theories set up about autismus. When Digby was born it was not such a well known illness, today it is something everyone seems to know. Whether a cure will be found is doubtful. There are all sorts of investigations being carried out. Is it to do with certain foods, could it be in the genes, does it already exist in the womb etc. etc. but Mrs. Smith is just happy when her son is happy. Of course, she keeps up with the latest discoveries, but has little hope that a breakthrough will be achieved. Mrs. Smith found that even as important as her son being looked after, she too had to look after herself. If she was ill then would be of no help to her son.




Writing Prompt #17: What a Character

Thursday, 7 May 2009

MULTIPLY United Friends challenge #142: Oh Heidi, Oh Heidi


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Caffeinatedjo's Challenge

Imagine you are a country song. A very twangy, full of angst country song.
Write the words and/or chorus to your song, including the line:
"I found a moldy potato under my fridge."
Please Note: Rhyming is optional
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Just bring me the cheese and bread on the alp
I have plenty of milk from the cows
Ain’t got no help, have to do it myself
I’ll go and fatten up some sows

Oh Heidi, oh Heidi, where have you gone
Life ain’t the same since you went
Since the banker came and knocked at the door
My interest in life is just spent

I miss your strong arms when milking the cows
Have to do it all by myself
I found a mouldy potato under my fridge
That just ain’t no good for my health

Oh Heidi, oh Heidi, where have you gone
Life ain’t the same since you went
Since the banker came and knocked at the door
My interest in life is just spent

I remember the first time I saw you in the barn
You were cleaning the pig sty so well
I came to your window in the middle of the night
And you told me to go to hell

Oh Heidi, oh Heidi, where have you gone
Life ain’t the same since you went
Since the banker came and knocked at the door
My interest in life is just spent

We got married in the church, your father was there
He threatened to take my life
He found me one night when you opened the window
And forced me to make you my wife

Oh Heidi, oh Heidi, where have you gone
Life ain’t the same since you went
Since the banker came and knocked at the door
My interest in life is just spent

But now you have gone, you found the banker
I don’t know what he has to arouse
Please come back to me, I need you so much
I need you and so do the cows

Oh Heidi, oh Heidi, where have you gone
Life ain’t the same since you went
Since the banker came and knocked at the door
My interest in life is just spent


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Wednesday, 6 May 2009

MULTIPLY Visual Aid #8: Am I Dissolving?

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I feel like,
I am certain that, I am dissolving
surely and slowly
My feet no longer rooted on the ground
Fraying like a pullover where the thread is hanging
Just a slight pull and it unravels
Until there is nothing left
The future becomes a mist
No longer something tangible
End Station?
There used to be a time when it all was worth while
I was whole, complete
Carrying out my duty, being obedient
perhaps waiting for the inevitable pat on the head
One day just a hand shake and thank you
We will keep in touch
No-one keeps in touch
Perhaps the rest exist no longer
I have already sunk into the inevitable oblivion
of life
Counting the days, weeks, months and years
Even the minutes
Looking forward to what?
A rebirth in another time and space?
Or perhaps just close my eyes and be gone
I feel a presence near
I hear the rhythmic breathing together with mine
Time to wake and embrace the day
No, you are not alone



Visual aid #8: Am I Dissolving?

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

MULTIPLY Creative Challenge #51: Contagious

Pigs


Farmer Giles entered the pig sty and filled the pig's container with food. The pigs came running to get their fill, but suddenly Primrose, the largest sow and chief of the sty stopped in her tracks.

"What's the matter Primrose" said her friend Daisy.
"Didn't you see that Daisy, Farmer Giles is wearing a mask over his face. He didn't even say good morning to us but just left in a hurry. I wonder what's wrong?"
"Perhaps he is just a bit overworked Primrose, although I must say he did look a bit funny with that thing over his nose and mouth."
"Daisy I think I will ask Scruffy the farm cat. He wanders in and out of the farm house and might know something. Scruffy, can you come over here, I want to ask you something."
"I am on my way Primrose, but you don't mind if I keep my distance."
"Is there something wrong Scruffy, you are not usually so shy. You are always sniffing around in our hay to see if a mouse might be hidden there."
"You know Primrose, I quite like you pigs, even if you do roll around in the dirt and smell a bit. You have always been kind to me and let me have a sleep in your hay sometimes, so please don't take it too personal."
"Take what personal? I don't get it."
"Do you know what he is on about Daisy?"
"No I havn't got a clue."
"Well it's like this pigs" continued Scruffy the cat "you know I am sometimes in the farmhouse and they have this thing called radio where they tell you what is going on in the world. I heard that there are a lot of pigs at the moment with the flu and even humans can get it. That's why they are all wearing masks when they come near you. Please don't take offence but I don't know how contagious it is and it might be that cats can get it as well."
"Well, I feel fine at the moment" answered Primrose "What about you Daisy?"
"I have never felt so good for a long time. Spring is in the air and the sun is shining."
"Did someone say something about Spring. Now ladies, I am ready and willing so just let me know."
"Oh look who is here and thinks he is natures gift to the sow - Brutus our prize hog. Since he won a prize at the last Summer fare there is no holding him back. No thanks Brutus, Petunia the sow over there has just given birth to 12 piglets so I think you have done your duty up to now. A-tishoo, oh dear."
"Primrose, did you sneeze?" asked Brutus, "I think I will be going. See you later."
"Just a minute Brutus, what is the hurry. A minute ago you wanted a roll in the hay with me and now suddenly you have changed your mind and are on the way out."
"I don't want to be personal Primrose, but I heard what Scruffy just said and I really do not want to take any chances."
"Sorry, but I just do not understand. I sneezed because some hay got in my nose and suddenly you think I have some sort of contagious disease. Daisy where do you think you are going. Stay here and tell that overweight hog that I am completely healthy."
"But Primrose you heard what Scruffy said. There is a pig flu around and you just sneezed. I don't have a mask like Farmer Giles, and I can't take any chances, can I Brutus?"
"Well no, Daisy, but why ask me in particular?"
"Oh, I forgot to tell you. I have put on a bit of extra weight lately, didn't you notice. Looks like you will be father again soon Brutus."
"Oh, that's fantastic, then I have another good chance of winning at the fair this year for the most attractive and active hog of the year."
So you see Primrose, I just cannot take any chances. And it was a rather loud sneeze."
"You know what you are all behaving like the pigs you are. Just leave me alone. And Brutus, I have no interest in giving you anything, my flu or anything else you might want."

Primrose was feeling very sad, so she just went off into her own corner and cried a little. It was then that Scruffy came into the pig sty again, accompanied by Farmer Giles. Farmer Giles put fresh water in the container for the pigs and he was not wearing the mask any more.

"So girls, you can now all relax" said Scruffy, "the scare is over. The pig flu is not in our country but somewhere else. They said it on the radio and Farmer Giles called in at the veterinary station to ask how things are. They told him not to worry and he does not have to wear a mask any more.

"That is great news" said Brutus "so Primrose, how is it with us two?"
Primrose looked at Brutus with a glare.
"You know what Brutus, get lost. Twelve piglets next door, Daisy is waiting for her next brood and you want to set up a record just to win a prize at the local fair. I have only one thing to say to you "Aaaaaah-tishooo."

Creative Challenge #51: Contagious

MULTIPLY United Friends Challenge #141: Grandmother's Chamer Pot(s)

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Tiger's Challenge


Write a story about a chamberpot, using the words:
- Teddybear
- 7 o'clock
- Locked door
- Surprise


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Jean grew up with the chamber pot. Her family had them in different sizes, shapes and colours. The outside toilet was a bit dangerous to visit when the evenings began to get darker at 7 o’clock. She had to find her way down the stairs, exit through the door to arrive in the garden where the toilet was. Even taking her teddy bear with her for company did not help. She was at the age where she needed someone with her for moral support, and she just hoped that there were no encounters with spiders on the way.

The toilet itself was really unique. Probably Queen Victoria of England would have been proud to have owned one. The house was built in 1884 according to a stone plaque on the wall at the end of the street, and the toilet was still the original edition. The toilet tank was quite high up, fixed on the wall. Hanging from the tank was a chain, and Jean’s mother would always warn her to pull the chain after she was finished. This resulted in a flush of water down the pan of the toilet. The toilet seat was not exactly a seat. There were planks of wood fitted together which surrounded the toilet pan. The house was old, had withstood two world wars but nothing had been modernised. Jean often heard her mother mention that if the house had been destroyed in the war, they would now be living in something more modern. This was puzzling for a child to understand. If things were destroyed in the war, then people were killed.

Now and again there was perhaps a problem with the working parts of the toilet. That was when Jean’s father would stand on a ladder to see what was happening inside the flushing tank. She learned that the most important part of the mechanism was the ballcock. This word fascinated Jean, although she had no idea what it actually was. Her father was not a plumber, but somehow it seemed to her that all men at that time knew how such a gadget worked. He always managed to fix it.

The door was also wooden, and had a space below and above. Jean always locked the door when she was inside; after all you never knew if someone else wanted to enter. There was no key to the door. It was one of those old metal sliding locks, but it served its purpose. She never felt alone in the toilet, there was always a spider family living there. Not the small editions, but those that Jean would call daddy-longlegs. They were not poisonous, had a neat little round body suspended on their wiry legs and usually sat in the corner or on the wall. Jean always kept a wary eye on their movements.

When Jean’s grandmother passed away, there was suddenly a new collection of chamber pots in the house which were distributed beneath various beds. Jean remembered that a common name for the chamber pot in her part of London was the “goesunder”. It was clear to Jean that this was because it “goes under” the bed.

Grandmother’s chamber pots were really a great surprise. The ones that Jean’s parents had were just plain white china, resembling a giant soup bowl, but with a handle. From the visits she had made to her grandmother’s house, she knew that everything had its place. There were neat little ornaments sitting on the cupboards which her mother would never buy. Money was there to buy food and clothing and not for such ornaments was her mother’s way of thinking.

Grandmother’s chamber pots had flowers painted on them and the china was moulded with various shapes on the surface. As time went on Jean grew up and made her way in the world. Her father had already died and one day the news came that her mother had also passed away.

She attended the funeral and afterwards had to deal with the house. It was a rented house so she arranged for the furniture to be taken away. She was sorting through various items belonging to her parents, photos of day’s gone bye showing herself as a child in the garden of the house with her parents. She had a little laugh when she saw that the famous toilet always seemed to be in the background of photos in the garden.

It was then that she remembered the collection of grandmother’s chamber pots. Where could they be? She searched and found them in an old cupboard that was used for “things that might be useful” as her mother would always say. They were all there, even the one with the beautiful blue flowers and ornate carvings on the china. As a child she had not examined the chamber pot so closely, but now as an adult she found it to be a beautiful piece of work.

The house was cleared and she kept the chamber pots and took them home with her.

“How did it go Jean” asked her husband.
“I managed to get everything disposed of. I just thought I would keep these as a memory” she answered.
“Show me Jean, that is a beautiful piece of work. Did you see the name at the bottom of the pot. It is a genuine Wedgewood.”
“You mean it might be valuable.”
“Jean I am convinced that it is valuable. I will show it to a colleague of mine who is specialised in this sort of thing.”

The chamber pot was examined by her husband’s friend, who owned an antique shop and she was informed that it could easily be sold for quite a lot of money. Jean decided that the memories of the day’s gone bye in her the little house where she grew up were more valuable than a chamber pot and she decided not to sell. It now has a place of honour on the drawing room table. Of course she gave it a thorough wash before putting it there.


United Friends Challenge #141: Grandmother's Chamber Pot(s)

Monday, 4 May 2009

MULTIPLY Rita's "Riting" Challenge #20: The Lady in White

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The lady in white floated through the hall
She passed by the others, they saw her not
Transparent her figure, her dress swished on the floor
She was caught in an eternal plot
This house, this place was to be her haunt
It became forever her home
Since the night she was married she had never left
Forever forced to roam
Sometimes it could be when the lights were out
And the owners had gone to their rest
They might hear noises of footsteps quite soft
and feel a light breeze that caressed
She was tired, the lady, but could never sleep
longing for someone to find
her last remains that were buried in the celler
Would someone perhaps be so kind
Her marriage lasted only for weeks at the time
her husband was always in debt
he gambled too much and needed some money
His wife would become his asset
The house was hers and she had the money
She had married because of love
Her husband was selfish, he decided to kill her
It was down the staircase he did shove
He dressed his wife in the wedding gown
In the cellar he buried her deep
He thought he was safe, he now used her wealth
but his nights were robbed of their sleep.
One day they found him, alone in his room
he shot himself with his gun through the head
the last thing he saw was the lady in white
dressed in the gown she wore when they wed.
So the lady in white still roams through the house
searching for something she just cannot find
It is not wealth or something to eat
All she wants is to have peace of mind.


Rita's "Riting"Challenge #20: The Lady in White

MULTIPLY Pictures to Words #18: Free to Express

Native couple


Many years ago in a luscious green valley there lived two Indian tribes; the North Valley tribe and the South Valley tribe. In between there were just green fields where the buffaloes roamed and antelopes skipped. Why there were two tribes and not just one populating the complete valley no-one really knew. There was no actual reason for them to be apart. The buffaloes and antelopes were happy as it meant they had a lot of room for themselves. Of course the members of the North Valley tribe and the South Valley tribe often visited their herds of buffalo to make sure they were thriving and reproducing. Buffalo meat was the main food, as well as the hides being used for clothing purposes. A buffalo coat was nice and warm in the winter. The antelopes were another useful animal. Their meat usually being served on the Indian special days, such as tribe foundation day and everyone knew in the two Indian tribes that leather was the ideal dress to wear when hunting.

In the middle of the valley there was a fence to separate the North Valley tribe from the South Valley tribe; just to keep things in their place. One day the chieftain of the North Valley tribe took his son, White Buffalo, to the central part of the valley to show him how to look after the buffalo and antelopes. He left him there and told him he would come again in the evening to pick him up and bring him back to the North Valley. As coincidence would have it, on this day the daughter of the chieftain of the South Valley tribe, White Antelope, was also in the central part of the valley, bringing buffalo sandwiches to the men of the South Valley for their lunch who were looking after the animals. It was then that White Buffalo set his eyes the first time on White Antelope.
“Hello beautiful maiden”
White Antelope turned to see who was talking to her and saw White Buffalo.
“My father told me not to talk to boys I do not know.”
“I am White Buffalo, son of the chieftain of the North Valley tribe.”
“Big deal.”
“You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. Please tell me your name.”
White Antelope was playing hard to get, as her older sister told her she should the first time she met a boy that she liked, but on second thoughts she decided nothing could really happen. After all they were both separated by a fence dividing the two sides of the valley.
“I am White Antelope, daughter of the chieftain of the South Valley tribe. Would you like a buffalo sandwich? I still have a spare one in my bag.”


Buffalo sandwich was White Buffalo’s favourite food and so he accepted. White Antelope also took her own sandwich and they both sat on each side of the fence eating their food, washed down with a cup of antelope milk that White Antelope fetched from one of the mother antelopes in the pasture.

This was the first meeting that the young Indian brave and the Indian maiden had. As the years went past, White Buffalo decided to crawl under the fence separating the two tribes and he shared more than just buffalo meat and antelope milk with White Antelope as time went past.

One day White Antelope did not come to the pasture to bring the food for the men and White Buffalo was worried. He decided to gather his courage in his hands Mounting his horse he galloped over the lush fields to the tepees of the South Valley tribes to look for White Antelope.

“Halt” said a South Valley Indian at the entrance to their village. “You are a stranger here and smell like North Valley. What is your purpose?”
“I have come to find White Antelope.”
“White Antelope is not feeling well this morning. Her family’s tent is the first on the second row.”
White Buffalo rode to the tent and found White Antelope with her parents.
“White Antelope what is your problem. I missed you this morning at the border between our two lands. You are not feeling well?”
“White Antelope, who is this brave from the North Valley that is visiting you. Is he the reason for your illness this morning?”
“But I never harmed her. I just love your daughter and wish to marry her.”
“Of course you will marry her, she is expecting your child.”
“What about me” spoke up White Antelope “does no-one ask me if I want to marry the son of a chieftain from the North Valley?”
Her mother spoke further.
“No deal, my daughter. You should have thought about want or not want before you let him sneak through the fence from his land.”
And so the words were spoken and the North Valley tribe and the South Valley tribe were united and were from then on known as the Central Valley Tribe.

Unfortunately the pale faces were interested in the North and South Valleys, mainly for the buffalo, antelopes and good land, so they came sweeping into the Valley driving the Indian tribes away. Eventually things quietened down and the pale face settlers built their houses and no-one really ever mentioned the North and South Valley Indian tribes any more as well as the Central Valley tribe.

One day many years later, so-called civilisation had taken over the area where the North and South Valley tribes once lived. They had built factories, railroads, supermarkets, schools and even a university. In this university there was a department of archaeology and the Professor decided to examine the history of the area. He found it would be a good subject for a successful book. It was then that the archaeologists started to dig. One day they discovered the remains of an Indian cemetery. There was a grave marked with the headstone of a female and male Indian. The Professor made a photo of the headstone and decided to use it for the cover of his book. The book became a success, telling the history of Central Valley City and one of the factory owners in the town bought a copy. He then had an idea and his factory began to produce copies of the gravestone to be sold in various souvenir shops for the tourists that came to Central Valley City.

So it came to pass that many people in the country where Central Valley City is to be found, have a model of White Buffalo and White Antelope decorating their homes, or gardens.


Pictures to Words #18: Free to Express

Sunday, 3 May 2009

MULTIPLY Poetry Posse - Week 29 - A Walk through the Cemetery

Sissinghurst Cemetary


Lush green grass waving in the wind
Between the stones of lives
A few words telling the history
we were born and we died

The gossamer thread of a spiders home
nesting at the side of the grave
catching the casual flight of a fly
spinning its tomb-like threads

A brown crust showing the age
of the words that can hardly be read
Embossed in the stone but now weathered
by storm and winds, covering the who or when

Midst in the scenery of the graveyard
the church towers above all
guarding the secrets of those who have gone
the eternal rest of the dead

Dismal, dark, even dangerous are the clouds
The storm is coming engulfing all
The mood changes, no longer welcoming
it is better to be gone

The witness still remains
whether in the warmth of the Summer
or the cold of the Winter
It will be forever in the ground

The bell tolls once more slowly
whilst the procession nears the destiny
of one who has departed
Lush green grass is waving in the wind


Poetry Posse - Week 29: A Walk through the Cemetry

To Tweet or not to Tweet

Sparrow at Altreu


My name is Tabbynera and I am a Tweeter – I am a member of Twitter. So now I have confessed. The sordid details are that I actually joined a couple of months ago, when Tweeting was not such a crime. I even asked why I am there, for what reason do I have to Twit. After all there are other things in life to do. There is washing to be done, ironing, gardening, cooking, shopping, generally looking after the home and the family, we are not on this earth to sit at the computer and tweet.

At least this is what a few comments have led me to believe. It goes even further. Being a member of the Twitter community it means that I have nothing better to do then make the computer the middle point of my life. That I have nothing better than to spend time on waiting for a tweet or make a tweet myself. The horror of it all is that it must really have me in its grip. My cat Nera also now tweets. She has her own page under the name of nerafairy. She did not want all the cats to know she is tweeting as they might think she is neglecting the art of mouse catching.

The funny thing is I do not have any withdrawal symptoms when I am not at the computer tweeting. I probably spend more time on the computer writing a blog, taking part in a photography site, or writing stories. Believe it or not, but in between I even have time to read a good book, generally one a week. If they are longer it might take two weeks. So you ask how does she find the time when she is stuck to the computer tweeting. Quite easy really, I spend most afternoons on sunny days sitting on the porch reading a book. Sometimes I am even working in the garden, planting, weeding or doing other such jobs, that I really enjoy doing. I might even go for a walk in the country with my camera taking photos. Of course I am usually away in the morning for an hour shopping. Now and again I even clean windows. My tweeting occasions are usually not longer than five minutes and not even regular. I just tweet when I feel like it.

I worked nearly all my life and am now retired after 30 years in the same company. I was even working before I joined this company. On the way I got married, brought up four children (2 step children, 2 my own) and even learned to speak fluent German/Swiss German as I moved from England to Switzerland. In between I learned also to speak Russian and my French and Italian are quite good as in Switzerland the languages are also spoken. Just imagine I did all this, and still manage to have a tweet now and again. I also did a web assistant course and look after two web sites (oh dear, another computer addictive work).

After my retirement I was sure of one thing. That no-one would tell me any more what I have to do. I am now old enough to decide for myself what or what not to do. If I want to Tweet, I will tweet. If someone finds Tweeting stupid then it is their business. No-one has to tweet, it is something voluntary. I am not ashamed that I belong to Twitter (neither is my cat Nera). I even follow people. Just imagine that, I follow people that I do not even know. Stephen Fry, the English author and TV personality, gives up a few good tweets. Boris Johnson, the mayor of London tweets, whether himself or not I do not know and I could not care less, but I get links which are very informative about what is going on in London, my home town.

So now I have got it off my chest. I am not ashamed that I am in Twitter and I have not written this as a justification of why I am there. It is my business and if anyone finds it stupid, addictive, or anything similar, then they have problems. I do not.

MULTIPLY Mono Monday Plus #43 (MM #57)

Wangen an der AareSome time ago my husband and I visited the near bye village of Wangen an der Aare (meaning Wangen on the River Aare). It is a very pretty village and has a wooden bridge, a reminder of the olden days. There are a few of them in Switzerland. These bridges are still used, even though there is only one way traffic. If someone is coming you have to wait until he has crossed the bridge and then you can go ahead. On the photo you see the entrance to the bridge in the distance. The arch is one of the old fortifications leading into the village. The Swiss were either fighting other countries or themselves in the olden days, hence the defenses. Anyhow I took this photo and put it into Piknik where I monochromed it. I played around with it a bit, put it into the Piknik sandbox and after supplying a frame, here is the result.


Wangen an der Aare

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Communal Grave, Solothurn cemetaryFor a plus picture I was inspired by Garry's urn and decided to dive into my graveyard photos. There are often people that die and their families have no money for a private grave, or perhaps it is the wish of the person who has gone on. For this reason in Swiss cemeteries there is a communal grave. There are no separate stones, but many flowers from people who knew the deceased. I took a photo of the communal grave which was covered with flowers. I played around with the photo and somehow put it into reverse in Piknik. I don't know why, but I liked the way the grave part started shining, a bit mysterious.

I then put the original photo into CS3 photoshop and did a second layer with the reverse photo. I removed some parts of the original photo to get some of the reverse photo showing through. I flattened it and then did a bit of dodging to highlight some parts of the final photo. I also softened some of the outlines. It then went back to Piknik for a final frame and here is the result.


communal grave with frame

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Mono Monday Plus #43 (MM #57)