Caffeinatedjo's Challenge
Imagine you are a country song. A very twangy, full of angst country song.
Write the words and/or chorus to your song, including the line:
"I found a moldy potato under my fridge."
Please Note: Rhyming is optional.
Just bring me the cheese and bread on the alp
I have plenty of milk from the cows
Ain’t got no help, have to do it myself
I’ll go and fatten up some sows
Oh Heidi, oh Heidi, where have you gone
Life ain’t the same since you went
Since the banker came and knocked at the door
My interest in life is just spent
I miss your strong arms when milking the cows
Have to do it all by myself
I found a mouldy potato under my fridge
That just ain’t no good for my health
Oh Heidi, oh Heidi, where have you gone
Life ain’t the same since you went
Since the banker came and knocked at the door
My interest in life is just spent
I remember the first time I saw you in the barn
You were cleaning the pig sty so well
I came to your window in the middle of the night
And you told me to go to hell
Oh Heidi, oh Heidi, where have you gone
Life ain’t the same since you went
Since the banker came and knocked at the door
My interest in life is just spent
We got married in the church, your father was there
He threatened to take my life
He found me one night when you opened the window
And forced me to make you my wife
Oh Heidi, oh Heidi, where have you gone
Life ain’t the same since you went
Since the banker came and knocked at the door
My interest in life is just spent
But now you have gone, you found the banker
I don’t know what he has to arouse
Please come back to me, I need you so much
I need you and so do the cows
Oh Heidi, oh Heidi, where have you gone
Life ain’t the same since you went
Since the banker came and knocked at the door
My interest in life is just spent
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