Daily Feline Prompt: Feline karma

This just in: let’s pretend that science has proven that karma is a thing. Your meows will influence what happens to you in the future. How (if at all) will you change your ways?

“Hi Nera”

“Hi Tabby and Fluffy, how’s feline life down in the earth dimension?”

“Just the same Nera, but we wouldn’t want it otherwise. How about you?”

“I am now floating in another realm, I am now practicing my Karmy.”

“What’s KarmaTabby?”

“Nera will explain, won’t you Nera.”

“Err yes, it is, of course, the higher level of Bastet existence, only available to those of us that have progressed into the next dimension, those that are now experiencing the tenth life. See my Karma post on the photo.”

“We thought you were having an intimate wash.”

“Nothing so vulgar. We felines of the next world transcend into a different meditational level. Here I am pondering about my existential values. Whether I am or am not, Ommmmmmm, meow.”

“Tabby what did Nera say. Is that a new meow?”

“Shh Fluffy, Nera is floating on her thoughts. That is an ancient Omm Mantra chant, exclusive to those living in the realms of Bastet, at least I think so. Let us ask Nera.”

“Nothing like it Tabby and Fluffy. It is the Bastet way of ridding the fur of unwanted passengers.”

“We thought that sort of thing did not exist in the world of Bastet.”

“Of course it does, although a few Omms usually does the trick and they disappear.”

“What’s she talking about Tabby?”

“No idea Fluffy, but Nera knows everything.”

“That was the first lesson in feline transcendation felines, although you are still living your first nine lives. It is actually reserved for those of the tenth life. And now I have to return to the other dimension, we have marinated mouse cooked in catnip for lunch.”

“I didn’t think you needed food now Nera.”

“I have to feed my spirit now and again.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Tagline

Often, our blogs have taglines. But what if felines did, too? What would your tagline be?

“Rabbit, definitely, that’s the thing I like about Easter, it is all rabbit and chicken.”

“Meaning what Fluffy?”

“It’s obvious Tabby. None of those boring vitamin filled pellets, but something we can really get our teeth into it.”

“I don’t think so Fluffy. I don’t want to disappoint you, but the only bunny rabbits Mrs. Human will get are the ones made out of that chocolate stuff and as far as chickens are concerned, forget it. I think she is planning a Chinese Chicken dish at some time and that will be accompanied with strange spices and vegetables.”

“Oh, and what about us?”

“Unless you like to eat eggs for breakfast, I do not think we will be sharing in this Easter feast.”

“Eggs? What do you do with eggs.?”

“I remember in my kitten days I would paw them around on the floor if I got one, but that was replaced with a human feline toy known as “ball” and I would roll it around on the floor.”

“I remember Tabby, I had one too and it had a distinct strong flavour of catnip. Oh, they were the days, not only something to play with but we got high on it as well. So what’s left for us on this Easter thing. I don’t remember Bastet mentioning it in her book.”

“Of course she didn’t, she had other things to do, although many of us celebrated our removal to the world of Bastet as a side dish in the pyramids. They are the chosen few that sit on the council with Bastet.”

“Something like Nera?”

“Not exactly, she is helping to organise it all.”

“Hi felines, how are you keeping.”

“Hi Nera, paying us a visit.”

“Yes just for a few moments. Bastet said I could do a sort of re-incarnation, after all it is Easter.”

“I didn’t think we did Easter.”

“We don’t, but Bastet found it a good opportunity for a re-appearance. Look I brought you something. We had an excess of mice in the corn chambers.”

“Oh thanks Nera that is great. At least we have something special for Easter, I love corn chamber mice, they have more fat on them.”

“OK, bye felines, have a nice Easter. I have to go. I can hear Mrs. Human and we don’t want her to faint again when she sees me. She seems to have an allergy towards semi transparent black cats.”

“Bye Nera, see you again sometime.”

“Did I see the glimpse of a black feline, a sort of Nera lookalike, although transparent.”

“No Mrs. Human, must have been your imagination.”

“Tabby, she fainted.”

“No problem, Fluffy, just a human reality problem.”

WordPress Daily Feline Prompt: Rest in Feline Peace

Write your obituary. 

“Now Nera is really resting on that photo Mrs. Human. What’s an obituary? We don’t have that word in meow.”

“It is when someone leaves us for ever, we write about all the good things they did in their memory.”

“Aha, now I know why we don’t have that word. We never go anywhere, we just change places and we don’t even try to do good things.”

“But Nera left you.”

“She did not leave us, she transferred to a different level.”

“You mean the rainbow bridge?”

“Forget it, Nera arrived at the rainbow bridge and found it boring waiting for everyone that she knew to join her, so she did some transcendental feline meditation to go further. Bastet sent a scout looking for talent at the Rainbow Bridge, saw Nera and engaged her in the eternal corn chambers. Since then she has been hunting mice and keeping order there.”

“But Tabby, who told you all that.”

“Nera of course.”

“But she has departed, she is no longer here.”

“Of course she is Mrs. Human. I will call her with my magical power paws. Nera, Nera, are you there, give us a message.”

“Tabby, don’t be silly, I don’t do messages, of course I am here, I am always hovering around in between mouse hunting. Hello Mrs. Human. Hows things? Mrs. Human?? What’s wrong with her Tabby, why is she laying on the floor?”

“She’s human and doesn’t understand the power of feline or meow. I found her looking up Bastet in one of those human books. Who needs a book. We have it all in the feline senses. In any case she has fainted, probably because you appeared with all that transparent smokey stuff surrounding you. Perhaps your form did it?”

“Whats wrong with my form?”

“Well let’s face it Nera, when you live in the Kingdom of Bastet, being half transparent is a bit different and walking through walls instead of entering by cat flap is not the usual thing down here.. Fluffy and I don’t mind, but probably Mrs. Human finds that a little bit over the top.”

“Then perhaps it is better if she faints. I will now go have a cookery course up there with Bastet. I have to learn how to prepare mouse au vin. Those pharaohs had all sorts of supplies in their pyramids and we have to use the wine up now and again. Have fun, see you soon.”

“Mrs. Human, are you awake?”

“Did I see Nera who left us last year.”

“No, no, Mrs. Human, probably just a figment of your imagination.”

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