Daily Feline Prompt: Three Letter Meows

Write an entire post without using any three-letter meows.

“Fluffy what are you doing behind those books.”

“I am looking for words without three letter meows.”

“Fluffy, forget it. We do not have letters in meow, we do not have words, and you will not find anything among those human books.”

“Then why do we have such a complicated prompt.”

“For us felines it is not complicated, it is a process of elimination.”

“Elimination?”

“Yes, elimate humans from this prompt and we can do it all on our own with no problems. You should have seen Mrs. Human with her head supported in her hands trying to write this prompt. I am sure she was on the brink of throwing her new Apple computer out of the window, until she realised it was too expensive to throw away.”

“So what did she write?”

“Something strange and not so human. In any case, she was overstrained.”

“What shall we write?”

“Fluffy, the same as always, but this time in meow.”

“But no-one will understand it.”

“Bubu, Roschti, the naked sphinx cat and Bobbynett will understand it. That is all that counts. We are blogging for felines. 

Meow, Meow, Meow, hiss, meow.”

“How comes you put a hiss in the meows Tabby?”

“That was a special one for Dustry T, our canine colleague over the pond. Canines understand hiss better than Meow.”

“But he is a nice canine Tabby.”

“Canines are not nice. Chapter 620, verse 29 of the book of Bastet says “do not trust canines, no matter how nice they are. Remember, you are also nice, but it is a thin line between nice and nasty.”

“They are truly wise words Tabby.”

“And do not forget them and remember Bastet always has the last word and so do we.”

WordPress Daily Feline Prompt: No, Meow

Is there a place in the world you never want to visit? Everywhere

“Why should Fluffy and I go somewhere else?”

“Of course Tabby, when we have the table laid in the garden, just four paws away, there is no reason to travel.”

“OK felines, I just thought you might like a change. Somewhere nice in the country with some different scenery.”

“And how do we get to this nice place Mrs. Human?”

“I would take you both in the car.”

“No way Mrs. Human. Cars are things for taking felines to vets, a real Rocky Feline Horror Picture Show. Forced into a cage, rocked up and down and then the big shock with jabs and thermometers in private places Fluffy, don’t believe her. It is all a trick to get us to go somewhere. No, we will remain where we are. Permanent full dish of food, even if it is only vitamin pellets you have to force down your throat and our own cat tray which the person we own cleans.”

“I just thought you would like a little change.”

“Tabby I do not want a change.”

“Don’t worry Fluffy, we stay where we are. See what you have done Mrs. Human, Fluffy is nervous and is spraying his territory.”

“Yes Tabby, I can smell it. Thank goodness we are in the garden.”

“Talking of the garden Mrs. Human, I think I will take a walk.”

“I will come with you Tabby. How shall we do it. A quiet sleek or a quick pounce.”

“We will combine it Fluffy. Sleek up as near as possible and when they are stuffing themselves with birdseed and think they are safe we will pounce.”

“No, Fluffy and Tabby, there will be no pouncing.”

“Mrs. Human do you have to speak in such a loud voice. That big fat juicy bird has now flown away.”

“That was the idea felines. I was thinking about a nice plate of tuna fish.”

“OK, but garnished with catnip Mrs. Human.”

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