Invent a definition for the word “Felineprops” then use the word in a post.
“Tired Tabby?”
“Of course I am. You would be tired after chasing Felineprops all over the garden.”
“We have Felineprops in the garden.”
“Don’t worry, they can only be seen by feline eyes, although I must say they are quite tasty if you catch one.”
“Where to do find them Tabby?”
“Sorry, Mr. Human, it is a feline secret. Only the chosen paws without opposable thumbs are allowed to know. Paws with can opening adaptions are forbidden.”
“What colour are they?”
“Don’t ask silly question. Felinecolour of course. Look there goes one?”
“Where?”
“It just disappeared between the rosemary and the thyme. See that mound of purple earth?”
“Not really, but then I do not have feline sight. The only mound I see is the one you made this morning for your recycling process in the garden.”
“Now don’t get personal Mrs. Human. This is serious. Feline props are spreading their influence everywhere. As the great Mark Paws Twain said “Felineprops make the feline. Furless felines have little or no influence on Felineprops”. “
“I don't quite get that one Tabby.”
“Of course not, it takes a special intelligence, usually feline, to understand the value of having Felineprops in your territory.”
“Err, Tabby would you like a dish of Felineprops, sorry Tuna fish.”
“Of course, it does have a somewhat more refined taste than raw Felineprops.”
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