Monday 19 October 2015

Daily Feline Prompt: Do you believe that felines are Gods?

You have been transformed into a mystical being who has the ability to do magic. Describe your new abilities in detail. How will you use your new skills?

Tabby drinking

“What’s magic Mrs. Human?”

“Magic is something that cannot be explained, it just happens and it is not something that usually happens.”

“Rubbish, everything can be explained and things happen because I want them to happen.”

“It’s like perhaps when you can suddenly open a tin of tuna fish all on your own, without needing me to use the tin opener.”

“That would not be magic, Mrs. Human, that would be evolution. We felines are developing constantly and one day we will have fingers where there are paws.”

“That takes millions of years Tabby.”

“Are you sure? They say that the human evolved from the ape.”

“Yes, that is a Darwin theory.”

“And they still seem to be evolving. We felines were always felines. We were even once Gods.”

“There you see Tabby, you are no longer Gods.”

“I beg your pardon, of course we are, it is just a matter of human recognition. And while we are on the subject take the tin opener in your hand with your opposable thumbs and open the tuna fish tin.”

“Perhaps you could ask politely? Oh, sorry polite does not exist in meow.”

“Correct, and neither do opposable thumbs, but one day our great scientist, Charles Lynx Darwinpaws will have a breakthrough and the feline friendly tin opener will arrive for use without opposable thumbs.”

“I thought you was going to say that there will be felines borne with opposable thumbs.”

“Don’t talk rubbish Mrs. Human, before that happens we will be Gods again. Where’s the tuna fish?”

1 comment:

  1. I wonder if a dish of tuna would get the thumbs-up from Tabby?? LOL.