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Friday 11 September 2015

Daily Feline Prompt: Paw-Written

When was the last time you wrote something by paw? What was it?

Cat footprints in the snow

“I am sure it was last Winter in the garden, look I even have a photo on my pawpad.”

“Very good Tabby, I remember following your paw prints in the snow, they were very helpful for me to find my way.”

“Yes, Fluffy, they were also very artistic. Not all felines make such exact paths with their paws. I am still trying to get my paw print onto my pawpad, it is very difficult. I once received an autographed photo from Garfield, with his paw print.”

“Yes, I remember. I believe you had to send 3 labels from tins of tuna fish and then you received the paw print, although I am not so sure it was genuine.”

“Of course it was genuine Fluffy. Garfield just loves me.”

“Are you sure? I heard he was just a cartoon.”

“They are the jealous that say such things, because they do not possess a paw printed photo.”

“But Roschti, the feline next door, also has one of those autographed photos from Garfield, just above his food bowl. As a matter of fact, I think most of the felines in the neighbourhood have one.”

“Rubbish, and how do you know?”

“I was sniffing around the garbage bags and they were full of tuna fish tins without the labels.”

“Perhaps their humans remove the labels before throwing them into the garbage. In any case I do not do everything by paw today, I have my pawpad, paw telephone and only write my fans by pawmail.”

“You have fans Tabby?”

“Of course I do. Every time I write something in Pawbook I get a meow like. Yesterday I wrote I hate vets and got 50 likes.”

“Did you also tell all your feline friends that you love your mother, your father and your sisters and brothers?”

“Hold on Fluffy, let’s not get euphoric. I don’t know who my dad was, my mum disappeared a long while ago and if I met one of my brothers or sisters I would not recognised them, even by the smell and they would not recognise me. Go and do your own searching on Pawbook.”

“I did and we now have a Fluffy community where I tell everyone about what we do every day.”


2 comments:

  1. I have not seen the Fluffy page yet....I must search for it!! :-))

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    1. Its something like platform 9 3/4 in the Harry Potter stories, you only find it if you have the feeling for it. Perhaps a quick course in Meow would be advisable.

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