Friday 18 December 2015

Daily Prompt: 10,000 spoons

…When all you need is a knife might not be ironic, but it is unfortunate. Add your own verse, stanza, or story of badly-timed annoyance to Alanis Morissette’s classic.

10000 spoons

A golden oldie writing a blog
She did it before in 2014
It’s a boring song in a daily prompt score
The words and sense is one big fog
Isn’t it stupid you probably think

Writing repeats after just one year
Been there done it all before
Someone pressing a button in a cyber world
But there is one born every moment

I thought I would write to have some fun
So I got a new computer to do it right
I did it wrong, not worth the fight
They don’t want my blogs that is for sure
It is stupid so I write no more

Not like repeats every year
Just ignore Wordpress, there is nothing to fear
They are pressing another button in a cyber world
I think they are laughing at me

And now you have a new template, great and mighty
They forgot to do it to make it sightly
It’s only for the freaks that love to call
with a mobile, messaging they are having a ball

It’s not ironic, just plain mad
It sucks like Beavis and Butthead they said
Stick your spoons where the sun doesn't shine
I have written my song and that’s just fine

I don’t know Alanis or her song
I really don’t care, am probably doing this wrong
Why should I waste time on a blog with no sense
More productive sitting on a fence


  1. I like your creative spoons photo!!

    1. One of those brilliant ideas I had. Actually I now make most of my photos with the iPhone for the blogs - it goes much quicker