Was there a toy or thing you always wanted as a kitten, during the holidays or on your birthday, but never received? Tell us about it.
“Tabby where do you think you are going?”
“Nowhere Mrs. Human, although I am not really sure it is any of your business.”
“Of course it is, you could get lost, be attacked by a dog, even by another feline. Anything could happen.”
“Stay cool Mrs. Human, I am only having a look to see if the grass is really greener on the other side of the hedge and have come to the conclusion that it is boring, nothing is happening, so I will return.”
“You never know Tabby, all sort of things can happen. Just do not go wandering without telling me first.”
“Mrs. Human I am now a 13 year old feline. older than you are in human years, and do not need a protector. By the way what’s for dinner?”
“There is always a dish of nice fresh vitamin filled pellets ready for you to eat if you are hungry.”
“That was not my question. I mean a real dinner, something to tickle the taste buds.”
“I suppose I could open a tin of tuna fish.”
“Suppose does not exist in meow. If I had a paw friendly tin opener I could do it all myself. I believe Catmas is just around the corner, I will add it to my wish list.”
“You have a wish list?”
“Of course, but up to now only a diamond studded cat flap. As well as the tin opener for paws I think I would also like a new bed, lined with soft mouse fur.”
“Anything else?”
“Give me time Mrs. Human. Perhaps a new collar made of nappa leather. It would be so soft on my neck.”
“And while we are talking of catmas presents, I could perhaps tell you what I would like.”
“You can tell me Mrs. Human, but just order it with your credit card online. Then you will not be disappointed.”
Does Tabby still believe in Santa Claws?
ReplyDeleteShe believes in everything if something looks out of it for her.
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