I have no idea of classics by Alanis
Morissette. I only know that she is a singer but definitely not my sort of
thing. I have never heard of an ironic song about 10,000 spoons. Ironic is that
I am supposed to write a daily prompt about this song and even add my own verse
or story. The only help I have is a link to a Wikipedia site, not even the
lyrics: I had to find them myself. Of course, I could have searched for a
YouTube video, but it is common knowledge that Mrs. Angloswiss avoids YouTube
videos on her blog when possible. I am even allergic to blog sites with music
in the background. I know, I am a miserable cow sometimes, but I do have my
good side (I think). A badly-timed annoyance is that the t-shirted WordPress
robots invent a prompt that is absolutely not in the line with an Angloswiss
prize suspicious unique blog.
“Mrs. Human, stay cool.” My feline Tabby is shaking her head. “What is the fuss about? We felines live in ironic circumstances daily. We were once worshipped as Gods, and today we have to wait until our dish is filled by a subordinate human. Ironic is the fact that we have paws and not hands with fingers. Then the humans would be superfluous. If we had 10,000 spoons it would not help.”
“OK Tabby, point taken, but you are a well fed feline. Sometimes I have a feeling that you are a little too well fed. A bowl of delicious vitamin packed pellets always full and at your disposal when you are hungry. Some felines only have their food served twice a day.”
“Oh yummy Mrs. Human. I love dry brown pieces of unidentifiable food to munch: a real high point of the day.”
“Now don’t get ironic with me Tabby, otherwise your tuna fish ration is in danger.”
“Who is being ironic now Mrs. Human. Where is the tuna fish, I see no tuna fish.”
“It is in the cupboard and I will take out a tin for you this evening, if you are a good feline.”
“Here we go again. Felines are not good or bad, we don’t do adjectives. We exist, therefore we are in the words of the great philosopherDescartes Desi
Cats “je pense, donc je suis”, he
miawed in French. As far as I am concerned you can put the tins next to my
dish. Don’t worry Mrs. Human, I will not eat the tuna fish before you open the
tin and serve it.”
“I hope not. Too much tuna fish is not good for you.”
“Who says that? Of course it is good for me, but an ironical problem is involved.”
“And that would be?”
“Imagine you are walking in the desert. You are thirsty and have a bottle of mineral water in your rucksack. The sun is beating down, you are perspiring. What do you do?”
“No problem, Tabby, I open the rucksack and drink the mineral water.”
“I havn’t finished. You have forgotten the bottle opener. It is a glass bottle.”
“I can knock the bottle on a hard object to break it and then I am saved.”
“There are no hard objects in a desert, just sand.”
“OK, you have got me, an ironic situation.”
“So to continue Mrs. Human: I have ten tins of tuna fish and no tin opener.”
“I will give you a tin opener.”
“Typical stupid human: and how am I going to open the tin? Tin openers are not constructed for paws. That is an ironic situation, surrounded by tuna fish and no possibility to eat it. So I am left to my frugal ration of vitamin packed pellets, big deal.”
Tabby has now proved her point. Felines are always one step ahead. Who needs 10,000 spoons, a tin of tuna fish and a tin opener when you have no way of holiding a tin opener to open the tin and cats do not use spoons. What a stupid, pointless, dead ended prompt this is.
“Come Tabby, I will open a tin of tuna fish for you; forget the expensive vitamin packed pellet food. Let’s have a party and I will make a tuna fish salad for myself. Let us share the irony of this ironic prompt.”
“At last a good idea from a human brain, a rare occurrence, almost ironic” was Tabby’s last thought on the matter.
“Mrs. Human, stay cool.” My feline Tabby is shaking her head. “What is the fuss about? We felines live in ironic circumstances daily. We were once worshipped as Gods, and today we have to wait until our dish is filled by a subordinate human. Ironic is the fact that we have paws and not hands with fingers. Then the humans would be superfluous. If we had 10,000 spoons it would not help.”
“OK Tabby, point taken, but you are a well fed feline. Sometimes I have a feeling that you are a little too well fed. A bowl of delicious vitamin packed pellets always full and at your disposal when you are hungry. Some felines only have their food served twice a day.”
“Oh yummy Mrs. Human. I love dry brown pieces of unidentifiable food to munch: a real high point of the day.”
“Now don’t get ironic with me Tabby, otherwise your tuna fish ration is in danger.”
“Who is being ironic now Mrs. Human. Where is the tuna fish, I see no tuna fish.”
“It is in the cupboard and I will take out a tin for you this evening, if you are a good feline.”
“Here we go again. Felines are not good or bad, we don’t do adjectives. We exist, therefore we are in the words of the great philosopher
“I hope not. Too much tuna fish is not good for you.”
“Who says that? Of course it is good for me, but an ironical problem is involved.”
“And that would be?”
“Imagine you are walking in the desert. You are thirsty and have a bottle of mineral water in your rucksack. The sun is beating down, you are perspiring. What do you do?”
“No problem, Tabby, I open the rucksack and drink the mineral water.”
“I havn’t finished. You have forgotten the bottle opener. It is a glass bottle.”
“I can knock the bottle on a hard object to break it and then I am saved.”
“There are no hard objects in a desert, just sand.”
“OK, you have got me, an ironic situation.”
“So to continue Mrs. Human: I have ten tins of tuna fish and no tin opener.”
“I will give you a tin opener.”
“Typical stupid human: and how am I going to open the tin? Tin openers are not constructed for paws. That is an ironic situation, surrounded by tuna fish and no possibility to eat it. So I am left to my frugal ration of vitamin packed pellets, big deal.”
Tabby has now proved her point. Felines are always one step ahead. Who needs 10,000 spoons, a tin of tuna fish and a tin opener when you have no way of holiding a tin opener to open the tin and cats do not use spoons. What a stupid, pointless, dead ended prompt this is.
“Come Tabby, I will open a tin of tuna fish for you; forget the expensive vitamin packed pellet food. Let’s have a party and I will make a tuna fish salad for myself. Let us share the irony of this ironic prompt.”
“At last a good idea from a human brain, a rare occurrence, almost ironic” was Tabby’s last thought on the matter.
It might be a pointless dead-end prompt, but it did remind me that I haven't listened to that rather good song in some time, so i'm off to YouTube for a listen :-))
ReplyDeleteI tried the song in youtube, but decided I was not impressed.
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