Sunday, 8 November 2015

Daily Feline Prompt: Your Feline Lives are numbered

What’s the date today? Write it down, remove all dashes and slashes, and write a post that mentions that number.


“9 Mrs. Human.”

“What do you mean Tabby? That is not the date.”

“I am feline and do not do dates, we have lives and I have 9, with a few lost on the way. If I met that feline on the photo I would probably have 1 less and so would he. Where did you find that one? I hope you do not have ideas about another feline moving in to take over. This is now my town, my place, for I, me and myself. Nera and Fluffy are now in the eternal corn chambers celebrating their 10th life and I am now the feline in town.”

“Yes, I know Tabby, but Mr. Human and I met this sweet feline on a walk, so I thought I would take a photo to show you.”

“Forget it, a waste of a photo. You would be better to take photos of my territory and the surrounding territories in case I want to spread out my claims.”

“But the next territory belongs to Roschti and across the field it is Butch.”

“That is a matter of perspective and Battle conquests. If I enter Roshtis territory he will fight to the last claw.”

“And if Roschti enters your territory?”

“That is something completely different. First of all we share a hiss or two and then….”

“And then…..”

“Yes, and then I run for it and if I am lucky I reach the cat flap before Roschti does.”

“That doesn’t sound very brave.”

“Who wants to be brave Mrs. Human. I only have 5 or 6 lives left and I am not in a hurry to lose them. Who wants a 8112015 massacre.”

“A What?

“All part of the prompt, ask Whiskers Pawed Capone, he knows what I am talking about.”