What’s your ideal Saturday morning? Are you doing those things this morning? Why not?
“Shhh Mrs. Human, Fluffy is having “me time”.”
“It seems to me he is in permanent “me time”.”
“Bastet said that every feline being is entitled to 90% me time daily.”
“And the other 10%?”
“Obvious Mrs. Human. We prepare ourselves for “me time”.”
“Oh, I see.”
“Now that was a wonderful “me time”, I am now awake and ready to go.”
“Go where Fluffy?”.
“To search a nice comfortable place for my next “me time” of course.”
“You see Mrs. Human, we follow the words of Bastet to the end. Baste tells us “me time” and we do “me time”.
“I see Tabby, but where does the washing time and the eating time fit in?”
“That is the preparation time for the “me time”. No self respecting feline enters its “me time” phase without being clean for it, or with hunger, book of Bastet chapter 653 verse 99.”
“Tabby how that must be a big book that Bastet wrote.”
“Oh yes, she brings something new every day.”
“How does she decide what to write.”
“That’s easy. She watches the humans and when they decide something anti feline, she writes a new chapter with some new verses to solve the problem.”
“In other words, she makes it up on the way.”
“Well, I wouldn’t say it like that. She applies instinct.”
“Which is?”
“That’s that thing that humans have never been able to explain, but don’t worry Mrs. Human, we will let you know if you do something wrong.”
“I am sure you will Tabby.”
I think I might get bored with so much 'me time' !!!
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