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Wednesday 11 November 2015

Daily Feline Prompt: An Odd Trio

Today, you can write about whatever you what — but your post must include, in whatever role you see fit, a cat, a bowl of soup, and a beach towel.

Cat soup bathtowel

“Tabby stay where you are.”

“Mrs. Human, I can hear birds making delicious noises, look on the tree.”

“Tabby I am taking photo for a super daily prompt.”

“And I am birdwatching, for a super appetiser.”

“But I have everything ready. A towel a bowl of soup and you are the main object, a cat.”

“We did all that 16 months ago. I had to sit in the bath and you wrote all about it and people even read that rubbish you write and now I have to do it again?”

“It’s different this time Tabby. The first time was just a practice because you did not have your own site, but now you are telling everyone about it.”

“This prompt was an insult to my feline intelligence the first time and now the bowl of soup is overflowing, so let’s mop it up with the beach towel.”

“But Tabby, I am sure all your feline fans are waiting with quivering whiskers and paws to read what you will write.”

“Mrs. Human, I do not like soup, I have a lick when necessary so a towel is superfluous for the task at hand. The only thing that is certain is that I am a cat, but we cats have crossed the word “cat” from our vocabulary and prefer to be referred to as felines. And now can I pursue my task of birdwatching. Look there is a great tit followed by a sparrow - just delicious.”

“Tabby, come here, no do not walk over the towel, it is now full of paw marks and be careful with the soup bowel, it is from my best china.”


“Oh, sorry, looks like I put my paw in it, just broken china Mrs. Human, nothing to worry about. Who invents these anti feline prompts, really ridiculous.”

2 comments:

  1. Ooops...sounds like it was a CATastrophe!!

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    1. Every time I wanted to take a photo of Tabbby with the towel and the bowl he moved on and would not stay still for me. I really don't understand those felines.

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