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Thursday 15 October 2015

Topic Generator: Smoggy Pace

Bird feet

“That was a knock at the door Gerald. I will answer it. Gerald can you come, I don’t exactly understand what this strange object is saying.”

“I am on my way. Yes can I help you?”

“It is with a cumbinent flongle I bezel the slong of jangling the quest for my jubjub bird.”

“I am sorry, I do not quite understand.”

“Aaaah - you do not changle Jabberwocky?”

“Jabberwock?”

“I see, then I will try to splog human. Have you seen my jubjub bird, The smoggy pace of his floss are all over your garden.”

“Gerald come quickly, there is a strange object walking around in the back garden.”

“I slang your clog has seen my jubjub bird.”

“Just a moment, where do you think you are going?”

“To your back garden of course. “Cuddles, Cuddles, you shakily jubjub. What moggles trunts globby smoggy pace?”

“Weee, chirp framers bandersnatch in wab.”

“Jubjub Cuddles, not with smoggy pace. Look at your quaintly blogs. Full of smoggy.”

“Excuse me, but can you tell me what this is all about and your jubjub bird seems to be nibbling at our lawn mower.”

“Many excuses but lawn mower very much resembles bandersnatch and jubjub bird klongle banderscnatch.
Krim, trim Cuddles, no gology trundles in smoggy, humans no vorpal.”

So sorry for inconvenience, but jubjub not know human customs. Please accept slithy tove strudel as compensation.”

“What was that all about Gerald and what was that monster bird trampling around in my garden.”


“No problem, Jennifer. It seems that our new neighbour, the jabberwock, had lost his jubjub bird known as Cuddles, but then you found Cuddles in our garden so everything was OK.”

Funny bird

“Our new neighbour! But he was green, had a long beak and one leg and was hopping around all the time.”

“Now don’t get excited Jennifer, just because he is different. I read that the Jabberwocks are now being granted asylum in our country because of the increasing problems with the borogroves.”

“Excuse me?”

“You should really pay more attention to the news reports Jennifer. Anyhow he gave us a gift to compensate for the trouble we had with the jubjub bird. Look a slithy tove strudel.”

“Huh, but its moving, it’s alive.”

“Well you know what they say Jennifer, other countries, other customs. Jennifer, Jennifer come out of the bathroom and unlock the door.”

“Forget it Gerald.”

“But I don’t know how to cook a slithy tove strudel.”


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