Wednesday, 9 September 2015

Daily Feline Prompt: Retrospectively Funny in a feline way

Tell us about a situation that was not funny at all while it was happening, but that you now laugh about whenever you remember it.

Migros cat choosing a flower in Langedorf

“Meow-wow, Meow-wow”

“Fluffy, are you laughing?”

“Of course not, we felines have no humour, but reflecting on the situation, the supermarket feline does look a little disappointed.”

“Felines do not look anything Fluffy.”

“Well now and again you twitch your whiskers from left to right, instead of right to left.”

“And you find that amusing.”

“No, no of course not Tabby, just saying. But look at the feline sitting in front of the flower department. He should be in the butchers.”

“Fluffy, I believe he is not allowed in the butchers department, something to do with hygiene.”

“What’s hygiene Tabby?”

“Like when the humans wash their hands after a visit to their recycling room.”

“Should we wash our paws?”

“No, we have a tongue and a good lick does the trick. Washing is for the primitive forms on our planet.”

“Of course, Tabby, once more I have learned something. I suppose we should pity the humans that they do not arrive in the world as well equipped as kittens.”

“Let’s give them their due Fluffy. They are able to open tins with tin openers.”

“One day the paw friendly tin opener will be developed. I heard that Alexander Graham Cat is into it.”

“No, no Fluffy, he is working on the cat telephone. It is Ferdinance Paw Porsche who is exploring the mechanism of a tin opener and I hear he is nearly there.”

“Great, then we can dispose of humans.”

“No quite Fluffy, we still need them to empty our recycling trays.”


  1. Perhaps the supermarket cat has developed an aesthetic sense and was admiring the flower arrangements!!