Today is your lucky day. You get three wishes, granted to you by The Daily Post. What are your three wishes and why?
“Now that’s an easy one.
- A paw friendly tin opener to open the tuna fish cans
- Birds that don’t fly to make it easier for us felines
- Mice without bones, to make the digestive part easier.”
“Fluffy, are they your only problems?”
“I think so, do you also have problems Tabby?”
- I want a waterbed.
- My own field of catnip
- 5 extra lives.”
“But Tabby you already have 9 lives, That should be enough.”
“I don't think so, I have already used 7 and so I only have another 2.”
“And a waterbed? You will have to be careful when you dream. You might dream of being attacked by a dog and then you will drown.”
“Of course I won’t drown.”
“Oh yes you will, when you extend your claws.”
“I didn’t think of that. Then I will change to a featherbed.”
“I quite like the idea of a field of catnip Tabby, can I share?”
“No Fluffy, it is my wish not yours, although if you would swop a couple of your boneless mice, I might let you have a few leaves to sniff.”
“OK, deal done. When will our wishes be granted Tabby.”
“It is only a figment of the imagination. Mrs. Human did this prompt last year and is still waiting for her wishes to be granted.”