Thursday, 11 June 2015

Daily Feline Prompt: I am a feline Rock

Is it easy for you to ask for help when you need it, or do you prefer to rely only on yourself? Why?

Fluffy - I smell snow

What’s help Tabby?”

“Doesn’t exist in meow Fluffy, something human like when Mrs. Human cleans our recycling tray and Mrs. Human tells her he will do it for her.”

“So if we told Mrs. Human we will clean our own recycling tray, that would be help?”

“No, that would be stupidity. Felines do not stoop so low as to clean their own recycling tray. Imagine all those splashes you fabricate when you spray. At least we females make a tidy round ball. Mrs. or Mr.  Human can just scoop it up and they have to scratch your remainders out of the corners of the tray.  Yesterday you scored full points Fluffy.”

“I know. They had to do an emergency emptying process in the tray as Mrs. Human found there was a strange smell, although to me it seemed normal.”

“Of course it was normal, it just so happened that it was the time when Mrs. Human goes to that place called bed.”

“Aha, yes I see. If the humans just curled up and slept like we do, there would not have been a problem.”

“There is always a problem with humans, but as you say it is their problem.”

“In the book of Bastet, chapter 312 verse 26 it says “Just do your own thing. If your humans have completed their feline assistance course, they will take care of everything. If not, think about changing your human.”

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