Friday, 5 June 2015

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline happily ever after

“And they lived happily ever after.” Think about this line for a few minutes. Are you living happily ever after? If not, what will it take for you to get there?

Nera showing her tummy

“Tabby are we living happily ever after?”

“Silly question Fluffy. How should I know, we are still here and not yet ever after.”

“But the prompt asks us all about it. Are the people that write the feline prompt living happily every after?”

“Fluffy, do not bother your little dreadlock covered furry head with such unimportant things. The people that write the feline prompt live in a different world to us. They are paid to ask silly questions.”

“Do they pay them with tuna fish?”

“Fluffy they get money, something that does not exist in meow.”

“Aha. Is Nera living happily every after?”

“Certainly she is No. 1 feline next to Bastet living her tenth life and does not have to work for her living. She has everything she needs.”

“Tuna fish as well?2

“I do not know Fluffy, but when she visits she tells us about the eternal corn chambers filled with mice for the taking.”

“Now that is what I would call happily ever after.”

“Exactly, and now it is time for a sleep I think. Mrs. Human.”

“Did you call Tabby?”

“Yes, can you just smooth my cushion a little, I would like to take a sleep.”

“Oh yes, and you can do the same for me Mrs. Human.”

“Of course Tabby and Fluffy. Is there anything else you need?”

“That will do for now Mrs. Human, but do not make too much noise with the hoover. It disturbs our sleep.”

“Of course not, I will not use it until you are awake again.”

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