Friday, 24 April 2015

Daily Feline Prompt: Ring of Tuna Fish

Do you love hot and spicy foods or do you avoid them for fear of what tomorrow might bring?

Tabby eating

“Pass me the cat nip Fluffy.”

“Just a pinch or a paw full?”

“Just a claw full. Where’s the tarragon?”

“Next to the vitamin pellets. What would you like to drink with it Tabby?”

“I think I will take a bowl of water, Grand Cru, preferably cooled.”

“I think you will have to wait for the water Tabby. It is only room temperature. I just heard Mrs. Human flush the toilet.”

“That would be ideal. Has she gone, is the door open to the toilet. Will quickly have a taste. Yes, that is perfect. What about you Fluffy? Is your food to your taste?”

“No problem Tabby. I prefer to take the cat nip after the meal, but as a hors d’oevre I like a spoonful of yogurt mixed with a little tuna sauce.”

“Really, yes I also like that, although I actually prefer tuna sauce pure and stirred, not shaken.”

“But tuna mixed with yogurt gives it such a creamy touch, a delicacy for the feline taste buds. Look Tabby outside, a mouse just walked across the garden.”

“Forget the dish of pellets, the tuna and the water. A mouse? Come on Fluffy, let’s go. How shall we have it served with or without?”

“I don’t care Tabby, if it moves kill it according to Bastet’s famous words, Chapter 2, verse 1.”

1 comment:

  1. I'm not sure I like the feline's taste in food, but (as per the prompt) I do like spicy foods.