Friday, 17 April 2015

Daily Feline Prompt: Powerful Feline Suggestion

What’s the one piece of advice you wish someone had given you a year (or five, or ten…) ago?

Tabby - can I go out?

“Tabby what’s a suggestion?”

“Suggestion? No idea Fluffy, probably something human. I will have a look to see what Bastet says. Here we are, chapter 901, verse 94 “Suggestions are to be avoided and ignored at all times. This is a dangerous word, to be underlined in red. The word “suggestion” should at all times be replaced by “command” from the feline point of view. If ever heard from a human, produce a hair ball and perhaps mark your territory.”

“Seems that Bastet has definite views on that Tabby.”

“It is obvious really. If Mrs. Human suggest that you do not sleep on her bed, what do you do?”

“I ignore her.”

“Of course, you see the Bastet doctrine is automatically in your whiskers. We felines sleep where we want to and not according to suggestions.”

“In that case we have nothing more to say on this prompt.”

“No, of course not. Silly prompt for a feline, especially as it mentions years.”

“What’s a year Tabby?”

“No idea Fluffy, but probably not something important. I think Mrs. Human said that this prompt is not even a year old since the last time it was prompted.”

“Sounds a bit of a failure today with the prompt.”

“No problem Fluffy, let’s just sleep over it. Tomorrow there will be something completely different. No more suggestions I hope. Otherwise Bastet might have a few things to write in her book.”

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