Do you have humans in your life? If yes, what do they mean to you? If no, why have you opted not to?
“Very good Tabby, did you want to show Mr. Human as well.”
“No Fluffy, I don’t think so, Mr. Human took the photo of Mrs. Human. I am sure we will get bonus points for that photo of an adorable animal photo. Mrs. Human at her best, relaxing and doing one of those human smiles which we felines find superfluous, but it will do.”
“But our feline prompt asks what do our animals mean to us.”
“No problem Fluffy. They open our tins of tuna fish, fill our dish with vitamin enriched pellets and keep our water bowls full, although they are still in training with the water. They have the impression that water from a tap is ideal. They have not yet realised that for our dainty feline palette we need something more exquisite. I see they sell bottled mineral water in the local supermarket from France.”
“Shall I order a few bottles online on my pawpad Tabby?”
“Yes do that. Use your Pawvisa card.”
“Done, another correction to the human treatment routine. I think you forgot something with the animals in our lives. They also empty our feline tray and clear away the furballs.”
“Yes Fluffy, what could be better. A perfect feline environment with human slaves in our life.”
Almost perfect.....they didn't mention the trips to see the vet!!! LOL.
ReplyDeleteThere are things that are better ignored and I know they do not pay with their Pawvisa card.
DeleteI commented to my future daughter-in-law yesterday, while waiting in a long queue for the ladies toilets, that if reincarnation exists I want to come back as a man but on reflection maybe a cat would be a better bet lol
ReplyDeleteI noticed that there are always long queues in the lady's toilets in London. Perhaps there are not enough toilets.
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