This just in: let’s pretend that science has proven that karma is a thing. Your meows will influence what happens to you in the future. How (if at all) will you change your ways?
“Hi Nera”
“Hi Tabby and Fluffy, how’s feline life down in the earth dimension?”
“Just the same Nera, but we wouldn’t want it otherwise. How about you?”
“I am now floating in another realm, I am now practicing my Karmy.”
“What’s KarmaTabby?”
“Nera will explain, won’t you Nera.”
“Err yes, it is, of course, the higher level of Bastet existence, only available to those of us that have progressed into the next dimension, those that are now experiencing the tenth life. See my Karma post on the photo.”
“We thought you were having an intimate wash.”
“Nothing so vulgar. We felines of the next world transcend into a different meditational level. Here I am pondering about my existential values. Whether I am or am not, Ommmmmmm, meow.”
“Tabby what did Nera say. Is that a new meow?”
“Shh Fluffy, Nera is floating on her thoughts. That is an ancient Omm Mantra chant, exclusive to those living in the realms of Bastet, at least I think so. Let us ask Nera.”
“Nothing like it Tabby and Fluffy. It is the Bastet way of ridding the fur of unwanted passengers.”
“We thought that sort of thing did not exist in the world of Bastet.”
“Of course it does, although a few Omms usually does the trick and they disappear.”
“What’s she talking about Tabby?”
“No idea Fluffy, but Nera knows everything.”
“That was the first lesson in feline transcendation felines, although you are still living your first nine lives. It is actually reserved for those of the tenth life. And now I have to return to the other dimension, we have marinated mouse cooked in catnip for lunch.”
“I didn’t think you needed food now Nera.”
“I have to feed my spirit now and again.”
Nera is one sassy kitty! What would the others do without her I wonder. lol
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