It’s a
thing with lists. We always have a sort of sticky note pad clamped on the side
of a cupboard in the kitchen. Getting older is not fun, especially when you are
only left with a long distance memory. My shopping list memories from last
year, or five years ago is of no use, when I need the stuff today to cook a
meal, so Mr. Swiss and I are regularly jotting down what seems to be missing in
the kitchen cupboard. Funnily enough we often forget to take the shopping list
with us, but somehow it gets impressed on your ageing brain what you actually
wrote down. A sort of a photographic memory I suppose.
I remember one Christmas a few years ago. My chief cat decided to make a Catmas list (they do not have Christmas, something more of a Bast idea from Egypt). Anyhow she pondered a few minutes, consulted her feline colleagues and this was the result.
I remember one Christmas a few years ago. My chief cat decided to make a Catmas list (they do not have Christmas, something more of a Bast idea from Egypt). Anyhow she pondered a few minutes, consulted her feline colleagues and this was the result.
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Not exactly my sort of thing, but felines
were Gods once, so I suppose there is some sort of hallowed meaning to this
list, in a feline way.
Not wanting my felines to take over completely my blogging experiences (although they are on their way) I decided to make a list of things I wished I had achieved in my life up to now, but time is running out, so I very much doubt that I will succeed.
Not wanting my felines to take over completely my blogging experiences (although they are on their way) I decided to make a list of things I wished I had achieved in my life up to now, but time is running out, so I very much doubt that I will succeed.
1. Learn to speak Arabic fluently.
Just something fascinating about foreign languages with me. The more
complicated they are, the better. I did try this a few years ago, could even
write and read arabic to a certain extent, but it is a complicated thing. Where
do they speak arabic is the first problem. All those arabic speaking countries
have their own patois, dialect. I learnt that the Gulf States and Egypt speak
the “high” arabic, and everywhere else has its own way of doing things. So I
struck this from the list.
2.
Enter and win the Master Chef
cooking competition on the BBC television programme in Great Britain. I enjoy
cooking and have noticed that a lot of the dishes cooked in this programme are
not foreign to me. The only problem is, according to Mr. Swiss, presentation is
very important. No tomato stains on the side of the plate, do not just cook and
serve the veg: it has to look like a painting from Van Gogh, and not Picasso.
Every dish must be a success, so I decided to forget this.
3.
Become an authority on first
aid treatment. I belonged to our local village group for six years, thinking do
not ask what your village can do for you, but what you can do for your village
(I think this quote has already been made by some American President). Anyhow I
did learn a lot, but noticed with time that when I went down on my knees on the
floor to come to the help of an injured, or sick person, I could not get up
again without help from my colleagues. Yes the body fails with age now and
again. Eventually I served the group for many years as accountant, as I was the
only member that actually knew how to use a computer. Medical people are more
used to dealing with people than machines.
4.
Win the national lotto. You
choose six numbers for the draw which is made twice a week. You have to pay to
take part. After a few years I noticed that my win quota was overtaken by the
money I was investing in this game of chance, so I decided to put this idea on
one side.
5.
Tour the World and meet all
those people that you have met in the blogging world. They all have such
strange names, but behind the camouflage there must be something known as flesh
and blood.
6.
Play jazz piano like Art Tatum,
Paolo Conte, Theolonius Monk, Erroll Garner, even Fats Waller. After 12 years
of piano lessons, I still have to have notes in front of me to play. I learnt
classical piano, but would love to play jazz, not having to rely on the notes,
but on my feelings.
7.
Live in a large house with an
even larger garden and have a cat paradise in my garden where I could adopt
cats galore, let them run around. Mr. Swiss finds three cats is the limit, but
I long for the day when a lost kitten comes scratching at my door saying “look
after me”. “What did you say Nera feline. No, that will not work, you are not
prepared to share your food with a further hungry feline mouth”. Ok, strike
this from the list, the cats that own me are not in agreement.
8.
Have a cleaning lady and
gardener. I could then just do my own thing like blogging, reading, making
trips to other towns and countries, and would not have to clean that stupid
bathroom, kitchen, shower or do back breaking jobs in the garden. Mr. Swiss
finds, however, that since I am retired I do not really have so much to do any
more, so I would have the time. He added he does half of it in any case – true,
so another one to strike from the list.
9.
Learn to ride a bycycle. A life’s
dream (have already blogged about this). It is all a question of balance it
seems. I see myself cycling into town, my hair wafting in the wind (yes, ok, it
is only a two inch cut, but I can dream on).
10.
Get a book published, the
trouble being I have not yet written this book. I had a go once, got it
published, but it was self publishing. This time I want to be discovered, win
the Pulitzer Price or perhaps even the Nobel prize, I am not fussy, any prize
will do. I might one day even become Blogger of the year.
And now to discover how to put a list format into a blog - could be point 11.
*smile* ..... I am also one for lists, they are all over the show, in the kitchen , in the office, by the phone, on the fridge , yes and I do forget the shopping list at home ............... quite a few of your wishes makes sense ............... you cannot ride a bicycle? Gosh, would never have gotten to school without one, every child in Denmark learn to ride one at about 3, then get a bigger one with training wheels and on 6, off to school we go, unless you are close enough to walk, that is.
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