“No felines, I know what you are
thinking, but this is a daily prompt for me, not for you and it says “A bird in
the hand” not a paw.”
“Ok Mrs. Human” said Tabby, “agree, but what brilliant idea and memory do you have in this context?”
“Err, well I am thinking about it.”
“Exactly Mrs. Human, Tabby and I do not even have to think about it, the answer is quite clear. Even Fluffy our apprentice knows the answer to that one: agreed Fluffy.”
Nera the chief feline, always had the last word.
“Of course Nera. Mrs. Human first of all this cliché originated in Egypt many years ago at the time of Bast. Actually I believe she invented it. The original phrase was “A bird in the paw is worth two in the cornfield”. There were not many bushes around in Egypt at that time, but lots of corn.”
“You see, Mrs. Human, even Fluffy knows the answer to that. It is integrated in feline life. Humans stole the idea from us and reversed it to suit themselves, as usual. Do I have to explain further, the case is quite clear.”
I wanted to tell Nera that her words of wisdom were not actually necessary, but she continued all the same.
“Just look out of the window Mrs. Human, what do you see?”
“My garden.”
“No, Mrs. Human, what is in the garden, that is important. A food station for felines, commonly known in the human language as bird house. What do you put in the bird house?”
“Ok Mrs. Human” said Tabby, “agree, but what brilliant idea and memory do you have in this context?”
“Err, well I am thinking about it.”
“Exactly Mrs. Human, Tabby and I do not even have to think about it, the answer is quite clear. Even Fluffy our apprentice knows the answer to that one: agreed Fluffy.”
Nera the chief feline, always had the last word.
“Of course Nera. Mrs. Human first of all this cliché originated in Egypt many years ago at the time of Bast. Actually I believe she invented it. The original phrase was “A bird in the paw is worth two in the cornfield”. There were not many bushes around in Egypt at that time, but lots of corn.”
“You see, Mrs. Human, even Fluffy knows the answer to that. It is integrated in feline life. Humans stole the idea from us and reversed it to suit themselves, as usual. Do I have to explain further, the case is quite clear.”
I wanted to tell Nera that her words of wisdom were not actually necessary, but she continued all the same.
“Just look out of the window Mrs. Human, what do you see?”
“My garden.”
“No, Mrs. Human, what is in the garden, that is important. A food station for felines, commonly known in the human language as bird house. What do you put in the bird house?”
“Nera that is quite obvious, I put food
in the bird house for the birds.”
“To continue, the bird house is for attracting birds, a type of nourishment that is very welcome to the feline taste buds. The problem is that the birds are sitting on the bird house and munching away at the food, so we felines have to make decisions. The bird is not yet in the paw. However, with some patience it might happen that a bird will decide to sit on the ground after feeding, to encourage the digestion. It is then that I, Tabby and Fluffy enter the stage, speaking figuratively. We sit and watch, and slowly put one paw in front of the other, not making a sound, reducing the distance between ourselves and our next meal. We have an unsuspecting bird in front of us and the quieter we are the more the chance.”
“Nera, I did not put the bird house in the garden as an alternative to your vitamine rich pellets that I feed you with.”
“Mrs. Human would you rather eat a plate of dry food than a nice juicy steak?”
“But dry food is not something that humans eat. It would be difficult to swallow.”
“Exactly Mrs. Human, but we feline victims of the human way of life, are expected to relish a dish of chicken flavoured brown pellets and swallow it. Then we drink a bowl of liquid to wash it down. The only remark I hear is “the felines have drunk a lot today”. What do you expect? We need a highlight to our boring meals now and again. Fresh bird meat is a delicacy. Not only do we have the fun of the hunt, but a reward afterwards if we catch the bird in our paw. Hence “A bird in the paw is worth two in the birdhouse.”
“To continue, the bird house is for attracting birds, a type of nourishment that is very welcome to the feline taste buds. The problem is that the birds are sitting on the bird house and munching away at the food, so we felines have to make decisions. The bird is not yet in the paw. However, with some patience it might happen that a bird will decide to sit on the ground after feeding, to encourage the digestion. It is then that I, Tabby and Fluffy enter the stage, speaking figuratively. We sit and watch, and slowly put one paw in front of the other, not making a sound, reducing the distance between ourselves and our next meal. We have an unsuspecting bird in front of us and the quieter we are the more the chance.”
“Nera, I did not put the bird house in the garden as an alternative to your vitamine rich pellets that I feed you with.”
“Mrs. Human would you rather eat a plate of dry food than a nice juicy steak?”
“But dry food is not something that humans eat. It would be difficult to swallow.”
“Exactly Mrs. Human, but we feline victims of the human way of life, are expected to relish a dish of chicken flavoured brown pellets and swallow it. Then we drink a bowl of liquid to wash it down. The only remark I hear is “the felines have drunk a lot today”. What do you expect? We need a highlight to our boring meals now and again. Fresh bird meat is a delicacy. Not only do we have the fun of the hunt, but a reward afterwards if we catch the bird in our paw. Hence “A bird in the paw is worth two in the birdhouse.”
And Tabby and Fluffy both clapped with their paws and loud agreement in Meow was said. I decided there was nothing more intelligent to add to this conversation. Feline remains feline.
Those felines do appear to have an answer to everything!! And I would suggest that bird removes itself to a higher place immediately!!
ReplyDeleteRight on Mitch. LOL.
ReplyDeleteIt is a beautiful photo too Pat. Thank goodness I can see the felines are inside. LOL