Thursday, 6 December 2012

Immortal Fluffy


Sometimes I just don't understand humans. Mr. Human gets herself worked up over the smallest things. This morning I awoke, refreshed from a fifteen hour sleep and was ready to go, so I did. No problem, but Mr. Human threw a fit. I suppose it was my fault, but being a tom cat, we do like to have a good meow in the morning, loud and clear to tell the humans, hello I am here and ready to go, eat, hunt, everything that belong to a feline life.

So what was the problem. I decided to take a climb to the highest lookout point in the surroundings, which was the wardrobe. There are three comfortable feline cat cushions on top, one for Nera and Tabby, my groupies and one for me. Ok to be quite honest I don't really use the cushion any more. A few years ago it seems through unforeseen circumstances I lost my sight.

I am still trying to find out what that means. I havn't noticed a big difference really. I find my food, water and even my cat tray. Mrs. Human even lets me out in the garden, but attached to a lead in case I get lost. Me get lost, forget it. Ok I have been for a long stroll now and again, when the humans are not looking, they call it a great escape. That is when Mr. and Mrs. Human get all sort of worked up and have visions of me disappearing. Hey I am a cat, we always find our way home.

So, to continu: this morning I decided to mount the cupboard. It was very easy. A hop on a chair, then up to a table and from there over the television in the corner with a spring to the first cupboard. Then there was only one cupboard left, which I managed with ease. I arrived, the feline King of the Cupboard.

I then made a mistake. I meowed, a loud meow, one that you could hear in all corners of the domicil. Mr. Human came running, said some human words with a sort of surprised, then schocked, voice and I was soon back on the basic territory. He muttered something about it being dangerous for blind cats climbing up on high places.

He seemed to have a problem. I had none, am still waiting for someone to tell me what a blind cat is. 


  1. I think Fluffy must have 'Cat Radar' :-))

  2. are you sure, Fluffy is blind, totally? My gosh, what an adventure for this fluffball of a darling. Mousie sending kisses