"Mrs. Human, what's leasing?"
"Leasing? Now what does a cat want with leasing?"
"I am a feline, not a cat, and there are three of those cars on the TV and it says you don't have to buy them, you can lease them."
"Nera, since when do you interest yourself for cars. I thought you didn't like them because you always have to go to the vets in a car."
"But on the tele it says that the leasing offers are attractive, so that might be something for me, as I am the most attractive feline here."
"Nera leasing means that you don't have to buy the car, you just sort of rent it and pay something every month. So, now I will change the programme. Cars are nothing for felines."
"Mrs. Human, that is my decision. I want to watch this programme. Afterwards they go for a drive with the cars and that is the interesting part."
"Why is that so interesting?"
"Because they move. We felines like things that move. Mice, birds, leaf soldiers. It is now time for leaf soldiers Tabby said, she killed three yesterday when they fell from the tree."
"Nera, the leaves are already dead when they fall from the tree. There is a programme starting on the TV now about wild life, birds in other countries. I am sure that would be more interesting than cars."
"Ok, Mrs. Human, you win. But make sure it is in a language that I understand. Preferably Meow, otherwise those funny sounds that you make when you talk to Mr. Human. At least I can understand that. And turn the sound down a bit, we felines don't like it loud on our sensitive ears. A few of those feline treats would also be a good idea. After all you and Mr. Human are always munching something when you watch the TV. And bring me a comfortable cushion, the floor is a bit hard on my silky soft fur."
"Anything else Nera?"
"Yes, just close the door behind you, it's a bit draughty otherwise."